Commencing drilling.

Ok, we've drilled to a sufficient depth, we should have enough barrels of Kyonko to last a while.

Needs more Kyonko.

Holy crap. You have presented to me my new favorite genderbending picture.

>>32662 >>32727

Both of these appeared in the earlier threads. Not that I'm complaining of course, but less redundancy. ;)

Normally not a huge fan of the genderswap stuff. But this just made me laugh.

>>32774
Translation please. :0

>>32774
SECONDED!!! XD

(Lol, here's the AsaKyonko strip you always wanted, Translator Anon-chan! :P )

>>32774
Kyonko: "What did you call me here for?"
Ryou: "I'll kill you and see how Suzumiya Haruhiko reacts."
Kyonko: "...huh?"

Kyonko: "Wai-- Holy, is that thing real!?"
Ryou: "Yes, it is. Are you afraid?"
Kyonko: "Stop joking around! That thing's dangerous!!"
Ryou: "This is not a joke at all."

Kyonko: "No..."
Kyonko: "Please stop..."

Ryou: "I can't do it."
Kyonko: "Huh?"

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That third panel made me bleed from my nose.

I found part two. It's from pixiv, looks like part of a larger doujin the author is doing:

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=60820

the title of the previous one's "Lost to Cuteness" by the way.
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>>32781
title: Shy

Yuuki: ""Personal name Asakura Ryou, hostility confirmed."
Yuuki: "Disconnecting target's organic information interface."

Ryou: "Why are you getting in my way?"
Ryou: "If I kill her, Suzumiya Haruhiko is bound to take some form of action."

Ryou: "Ah... I see. Can it be that"
Ryou: "you actually like Kyonko-chan, Nagato-kun?"
background: "What?"

Yuuki: "......"
Kyonko: "Oi, don't just keep quiet now!"
Ryou: "Oh~~? Bulls-eye?"

>>32780>>32782

Super LOVELY!~ <3
Thank you so much Nagare!

>>32780
oh lawd :D

>>32782
and oh lawd x 2

Thanks for the translations :D If you ever feel like doing more, just do so and editors will pop out of nowhere :D

>>32838
WTF is going on here? Is Haruki trying to punch Kyonko?

>>32839
While yelling "KYONKOOO! ♥ I LOVE YOU!! ♥" at the same time.

And it begins with a punch, but it looks like it combos into an energy beam.

>>32838
Haruhiko: "KYONKOOOOOO!"
Kyonko: "Haruhiko!?"

Haruhiko: "I. LOVE."

Haruhiko: "YOUUUUUUUUUUU"

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original artist' message: "A combination of my wanting to knock down Kyonko (out of love) and my wanting to see Haruhiko confess his love. I'm sleepy."

Drew this because I have a Haruki fetish.

Will color later.

>>32841>>32840

LOL. Thanks much for the info! XD

>>32843

Sketchy-colored version

>>32838
it made me lol

title: Natural Meanie Kyonko

Kyonko: The following day... I had yet another pending matter to attend to.
letter: "I'll be waiting in the club room during lunch break. --Asahina Mitsuru"
Kyonko: Fortunately, this time I know who it's from, so it's more assuring.

Kyonko: After yesterday's events, I probably should be more cautious now.
Kyonko: (But hey, if it's Asahina-senpai...)
knock knock
Mitsuru(Big): "Coming~"

Mitsuru(Big): "Ah..."
Mitsuru(Big): "It's been a while, Kyonko-chan..."

Kyonko: "...errrm, are you Asahina-senpai's brother?"
Kyonko: "Either way, this is a school, so having a host propositioning here is kinda..."
Mitsuru(Big): "I'm not a host!!"

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Hosts. You know. Ouran High School "Host" Club.
The author's releasing samples of his new doujin on a daily basis by the way.

>>32847
Oooo nice ._.b

>>32851
Translation inlined.

Next in set.

>>32854
title: Please listen all the way to the end

Mitsuru(Big): "...so as I was saying, I, the Asahina Mitsuru standing here, " "am the future self of the Asahina Mitsuru you know of."
Kyonko: "Okay, I see..." "You're future-Asahina-senpai..."

Mitsuru(Big): "There is something I have to tell you today." "So I made a few requests in order to come to this timeframe."
Kyonko: "Something you have to tell me?"

Mitsuru(Big): "The story of"
Mitsuru(Big): " 'Snow White'."

Kyonko: "Asahina-senpai... You're a host, not a hostess. You can't be Snow White..."
background: Sigh...
Mitsuru(Big): "Um, that's not what I'm trying to say." "I'm trying to tell you to remember that story should you find yourself in a pinch..."

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I'll never be able to see Mitsuru(Big) as anything else but a host anymore.

>>32822
Pictures like this are why the world needs far more HaruhixKyonko.

>>32851

>>32854

title: Gachiyuri's turn

Itsuko: "Good afternoon."

Itsuko: "I am here to fulfill that promise I once made to you."
Kyonko: "Promise?"

Itsuko: "Oh, have you forgotten!?" "That promise we made to be together, forever and ever, till death do us..."
Kyonko: "Bye."
Itsuko: "No wait, I was just joking! Please don't leave yet!"

Itsuko: "But it'll be nice if I could just drop in and meet the parents..."
Kyonko: "Just get to the point already."

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"Gachiyuri" translates roughly to "hardcore lesbian" or as i like to put it, "Hard Lez". i'll leave the choice of words to the anon editors.

also, thanks anon editors~~

>>32887
I added a tiny copy pasted T/L note at the bottom, if that's alright with you.

>>32888

Is it wrong not to be bothered by this interpretation of a female Itsuki? I... darn. I have no words now.

>>32868>>32881>>32887>>32888

Nagare and Anonymous are absolutely WIN!!! :D
Thank you so much for the scanlation!~ <3

title: More of Gachiyuri's turn

Itsuko: "Here." "We've arrived."
Kyonko: (Here? But there's nothing here at all...)

Itsuko: "Can you close your eyes for a while? This will only take a few seconds."
Kyonko: "Hm?"
Kyonko: "Oh alright..."

background: "Nnnn~~"
Kyonko: "!!"

Kyonko: "I just knew you were gonna try something like that!" "Urgh, you're always like this..."
Kyonko: I can never let down my guard with you around!
Itsuko: "I was just joking!! Just joking around a little!!"

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I'd have liked the reference to Hard Gay, but that works too, I guess ._.;

foooooo~~~

>>32911
They just keep on coming.

title: Haruhiko-san looks rather tired

Kyonko: "I might've mentioned this before, " "but you really should stop looking for mysterious events and just do normal high-schooler stuff."
Haruhiko: "What kind of stuff would that be?"

Kyonko: "Find a decent girl, and go looking for your mysterious events while dating her." "Two birds with one stone. Isn't that great?"
Haruhiko: "......"

Haruhiko: "I'm looking at a decent girl right now."
Kyonko: "Huh?"

Haruhiko: "!" "Forget I said that..."
Kyonko: "D-Don't talk stupid, Suzumiya..."

>>32946
I wanted to edit the SFX as well, but I didn't know what would be fitting. Any help on that?

>>32947
Haruhiko's goes something like "blush~" and Kyonko's is the sound effect for a heart thumping sound so I'd say "thump thump"?

I don't know. Sound effects have never been my expertise :/

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title: Youngsters in Puberty

Haruhiko: "Asakura's transferred school!!"
Kyonko: "What has that got to do with you?"
Haruhiko: "This is news, man! Big news!!"

Haruhiko: "We're going to Asakura's home, on the double!"
soundeffect: "Dash!"
Kyonko: "Wha... Hey, wait a minute, Suzumiya!!"

Kyonko: Um... "This is kinda embarrassing, so..."
soundeffect: "blush~"
Haruhiko: "!"

Haruhiko: "A-Alright! Let's just take our time and go slowly!"
soundeffect: "Turn!"
Kyonko: "Y-yeah. We'd trip if we rush anyway!"

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And that's the last of the doujin samples. Start praying for doujin scans now, people! (yeah right... :(

>>32948
Wait, so I'll be out of a job!?
Noooo! etc

>>32947
And here's this one edited with your suggested SFX.

wow

owo

X3

Backlog flood taking so long, it's spilled over into the new thread. Most of the new posts are still in this thread, though.

New thread: >>33172