Here is the translated version (and fixed a few errors in the translation).
BTW, if anyone here has more of this 4komas I'll be glad to do the typesetting.

Before you ask, that's a Kit-Kat.

>>31823
Break me off a piece o' that~

>>31835
nah, there is only one thing to do:
sit back and enjoy

>>31893

O-Overdrive!

Does anyone have any more lovely pics of male Asakura figurine?

>>31979
Would be nice to know what this says in English hinthint

>>31997

I can't really give a direct translation, but I should be able to at least explain what's going on. What they're doing in the strip is a Japanese tradition where you write down your dreams/wishes/hopes for the future etc. on a piece of paper and tie it to a tree. I don't remember what it's called or what holiday/festival/whatever it's associated with. Anyway, onto the translation.

Panel 1:

Haruhiko is reading, out loud, Kyonko's paper, which says something like she wishes that her life would become more peaceful.

Panel 2:

Haruhiko: C'mon, wish for something on a bigger scale!
Kyonko: It doesn't really matter, does it?

Panel 3:

Haruhiko (off panel): You got no dreams, woman!
Kyonko (thoughts): Scale..

Panel 4 gets no translation! Rar!

Panel 5:

Kyonko's paper: I want to become a B(crossed out) C cup.
Mitsuru's paper (if that's what his name is. I can't remember): I want to become more manly.
Haruhiko's paper: (I don't know, I don't know those kanji. The first two mean 'world', though)
Nagato's paper: (Agh, kanji overload. I haven't the foggiest clue)
Itsuko's paper: (It has something to do with Kyonko and I think it's safe to assume that the wish isn't entirely platonic)

Yay, crappy translation ftw.

>>32003

You're talking about Tanabata, which 'canon' Haruhi apparently likes a lot (for obvious reasons alluded to in the novels). If I remember correctly, it's also more or less the backdrop for both 'Endless Eight' and some of the 'Disappearance'.

When Haruhiko mentions the lack of ambition of Kyon's wish in this one, Kyon changes her wish a bit (i.e. instead of wishing to be a B-cup, she wants to be a C-cup).

Whoops, I meant 'Endless Eight' and 'Bamboo Leaf Rhapsody'. Silly me. ^^

>>32065

Uh, in what way is this connected to the Haruhi Seitenkan movement? All I see is Vocaloid Kaito and Vocaloid Ren genderswapped.

>>32067
Not having recognized either, and it being in the "Seitenkan" section, I figured it was Haruhiko and Mitsuru or something.

>>32061
need scans, now!

>>32200
That's the 2nd time I've seen Kyonko paired up with Kirby. Is that the same artist, and is that his running gag, of sorts? 0_o

As a girl, Taniguchi would forget... something different.

>>32292
need rapidshit now!

>>32293
You fail for (a) thinking it out already, and (b) thinking anyone is going to scan it.

>>32003
Thank you so much for the translations (sorry, I was a bit late... ^_^;;)

>>32445
>>32285
>>32241
>>32435
>>32487
>>32486

Holy crap, these are ALMOST too epic I can't take it. Does anyone mind translating them please?

>>32507

The only one simple enough for me to (loosely) translate offhand is >>32487

Title: Smile, Nagato

Kyonko: Show me your smile, Nagato.
Nagato: Smile?

Kyonko: Smi~~~le!

Nagato: ...cute.

Kyonko: Er, that's not what I meant.
Nagato: ?

>>32445
right one:
If there ever were two Haruhis, the world would probably end right there.

However, there can only be one brigade chief for each club.
Haruhiko: "Impossible!"
Haruhiko: "There's no way we can both be chief! Come! Fight me and we'll see who gets to be---"

"SMACK"

Haruhiko: "At least call me Captain!!" "Go on! Call me!!"
Kyonko: "Uhhhh..."

middle one:
Kyon: "..."

Itsuko: "Ah"
"drop"

Itsuko: "Ah, here it is."

Itsuki: "You've never looked at me like that before."
Kyonko: "Shut up."

left one:
Kyonko: "Hm? What happened to your glasses, Nagato?"

Yuuki: "I forgot them today."
Kyonko: "That's a first. You feeling alright?"
Yuuki: "My bodily functions are all working fine."

Kyonko: "Oh okay. But you look plain without your glasses. like there's something missing"

Yuuki: "...."
Yuki: "...I see."

Another page from the same doujin as >>32532 , except it's in its original language.

Kyon: Ever since I woke up today,
Kyon: I've noticed that something's not right!

Mikuru: Here~
Itsuki: Thank you.

Kyon: (i can't read this it's too small :<)

Kyon: I can't really tell what it is, but something's definitely wrong here.
Kyonko: I can't help thinking there's something weird going on too... Hm?
Kyonko: You too, huh... Huh?

Transmission Complete.

>>32532
Yay :3

>>32533
What Kyon said in the 3rd panel was something that could be roughly translated into "Sitting on laps?", which is probably a reference to a position for you-know-the-thing-that-they-do-in-doujin-when-it's-for-18-and-older.

>>32537
Ah, I see. I could only make out the second character :/
Thankie~

PS: if it's not too much trouble, can you type out the three Chinese characters here? I'm curious to know what the lap seat position is in Chinese ._.

>>32532
Had a go at this one too, as I didn't like the other one's font of choice.

Continued: >>32639

>>32513
>>32532
>>32533
>>32534
>>32578

Thank you very much for the fantastic trasnlation/scanlaton! <3

>>32563
It's 膝上坐.
膝 = lap
上 = on
坐 = sit
Sit on lap.

Is this from a Chinese doujin? It's really good! Someone please buy it and scan it/translate it ;___;